rockshitty:

genderyomi:

imagine if there was a magic potion that made you feel hot and love your body and the only downside is that a vocal minority of the population has decided that feeling hot and loving your body makes you essentially the same as a child predator (this same group doesn’t actually have any problems with actual child abuse though). this is a thought experiment with no real life applications

Hey I know it makes it zero percent better but a large part of that specific minority thinks that being hot and loving your body is evil no matter what body it is. Why it’s evil changes based on what potions and rituals you do to make your body into one you love, everything from surgery to self acceptance, but they genuinely think that loving yourself is bad.

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pigcatapult:

aethersea:

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zephyrantha:

aethersea:

honestly it was a red flag when bbc sherlock went “well obviously the word written in blood isn’t the german word for revenge, it’s clearly the beginning of the name ‘rachel’, what absolute idiot would fail to see that” when in the original novel it is, in fact, the german word for revenge, which sherlock points out gleefully to a roomful of policemen who all figure it’s the beginning of the name ‘rachel.’

and by red flag I mean it was a clear sign that the adaptation was trying to one-up the source material, instead of engaging with it with love.

#sherlock holmes#finx rambles#this kinda bugged me even when I first watched it and still thought it was a super cool show#and tbh it WAS super cool in a lot of ways#they had such dynamic and exciting editing#good pacing#cool character introductions#great snappy lines#but this was a small thing that rankled even then

You’re so right. I remember watching 1x01 and thinking “wow! they got the texts to pop up on the screen, that’s super cool!” and thinking it was just like. A super well done show and so amazing. But looking back, what I actually liked about it was the snappy editing and the little bit of development that Martin Freeman was allowed to give to his character.

Apart from that, the show is so full of… contempt? Like even from the beginning, there’s this sense that the show thinks you’re probably too stupid to be watching it, but sure, I guess we’ll let you tag along and see what a clever, amazing person Sherlock is. He’s definitely smarter than you though so don’t even try to engage with the source material, a dummy like you could never get anything right.

And then that just stayed the tone of the show until I got fed up and stopped watching.

That’s just it, that thing with the texts on screen was the first time I’d ever seen phones so smoothly and cleverly integrated into the visuals, it was genuinely brilliant, and the Watson we’re introduced to in ep1 is a compelling character. And frankly even the condescension doesn’t jar yet in ep1, because part of the joy of mystery stories (and especially of sherlock holmes adaptations) is watching the detective be so incredibly clever, so it wasn’t immediately apparent that the writers didn’t want us to be able to follow along. They’re just showing off their mystery-writing skills!

And – I think this part was really important actually – because in ep1, Sherlock responds to John actually being impressed by his deductions with the startled vulnerability of someone who’s never before met someone who doesn’t immediately want to either defeat him in battle or never speak to him again. John is truly impressed with Sherlock, but unthreatened by him, and Sherlock doesn’t really know what to do with that but he really doesn’t want to lose it. So he invites John along on his case, and then shows off for him like a peacock flashing his tail in the nervous hope that John might say more nice things, and he’s clearly floored when John does.

And that’s a really good dynamic on which to build a friendship! Closet thrill-seeker who’s extremely secure in his own abilities befriends arrogant mean girl genius who’s spent so long being envied and disliked by everyone he meets that he imprints like a duckling on the first person who doesn’t do that, but he has no clue how friendships work so he just drags this person to crime scenes and worse in the hopes that somehow this’ll do the trick.

But although John is confident in his own abilities, the writers don’t actually want him to have any. My beef with this show actually started in the very next episode, where John and his date get kidnapped by bad guys. They’re tied up and being interrogated, and John is unable to do literally anything but sit there and yell about it, even when they nearly murder his date. Sherlock has to swoop in and save the day.

In ep1 when John meets Mycroft, Mycroft’s parting shot is “fire your therapist,” because she says John’s psychosomatic tremble is a response to danger but Mycroft has been unsubtly threatening him and his tremble has firmed up and gone. John responds to danger with level-headed courage, we are told this explicitly in the text. And then when his date is about to be murdered by bad guys who believe he knows the location of the hidden whatever, he can’t find the presence of mind to fucking lie about it? String them along a little? Come up with SOME way to buy time, convince the bad guys he’s cooperating so they’ll stop paying so much attention and he can figure out a way to send a message, something. Anything.

That’s when I realized the writers didn’t actually want John to be able to do anything, they didn’t want this to be the partnership they set up in the end of ep1, they wanted Sherlock to be the competent one and John to be his fangirl. And the thing is, John is the viewer insert character. He’s the one we’re supposed to be able to identify with so he can hook us into the story. And it turns out the writers just want John – and us – to do exactly what you said: tag along and see what a clever, amazing person Sherlock is.

#also whatever the fuck they did to hounds of baskerville #the orig book is shocking because there really is a monster - there literally is a dog out there tearing people up #holmes waltzes in thinking he’s so smart and these poor traumatized people are just hallucinating to cope #with their fears and that he’s gonna set them all straight but . no they are straight up in a horror movie #so then holmes has to play by horror movie rules and use humans as bait for a rabid monster which is insane and exciting #and then BBC said ohhhh but what if they were hallucinating?? #LIKE COME ON……..# ‘CIA mind control gas’?????? I could scream . where’s the dog

@cafffine​ I hope it’s cool that I’m copying your tags onto this longer version of the post, bc on the surface that’s just the rache/rachel thing writ large – what if we took the thing that it wasn’t in the book and did that instead! – but it’s also part of this deep contempt the writers have for just…people. I was going to say ‘regular people’ but actually there are no people as clever as their version of sherlock, he’s the specialest guy in the whole wide world and he can never be wrong.

And first of all, that’s just so much more boring than a full on genre twist. The brilliance of making the shift into horror “our infallible detective was wrong,” thus signifying that the rules of the detective story no longer apply, and that same realization is also “the rules of reason and civilization we were operating by are useless, the superstitious locals are right, there be monsters here.” That’s the opening to Dracula! That’s classic horror! What a seamless genre transition, what a great way to shock your readers, what excellent suspense and what a cool mystery.

But it requires Sherlock to be wrong. It requires him to be completely wrong, and specifically it requires him to be wrong to have dismissed the locals as superstitious peasants whose fears were silly. It requires him to admit that just because he’s smarter than someone doesn’t mean his worldview is more correct.

Which, I suspect, is something the the writers of bbc sherlock don’t really know how to wrap their heads around.

They’re just showing off their mystery-writing skills!

I agree with everything in this post except this one specific sentence, with which I disagree vehemently. They are showing off their contempt for mystery writing as a concept. Mysteries are a dialogue between author and audience, in which the audience is an active participant and collaborator. Crafting an engaging mystery that is difficult but possible for the audience to solve is an artistic feat of incredible skill.

Meanwhile, anyone can hide so much information from the audience that it’s impossible to anticipate what the main character’s solution will be. To the author looking to write a masturbatory Smartest Man power fantasy, the audience is not a collaborator, but a threat.

What the person who liked S1E1 describes is absolutely what BBC Sherlock could have been, and what we all hoped it would be.

Even to this day I think it had potential. It could have been the story of someone who thinks he’s so smart he’s off-putting who you can’t help but like, and it seems like that’s what they were TRYING for with the “high functioning sociopath” bit. But they just weren’t good enough to pull it off.

Or they just got so enamored of Mr. Unlikeable they forgot to have him be wrong, and for his personality traits to actually be a problem sometimes.

Instead they made his pettiness and self-absorption justified pretty much all the time, which just feels Bad after a while.

newtsfrogstoads:

newtsfrogstoads:

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it’s not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It’s like I’m at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I’m like ah okay so I’m clearly overthinking this

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This restaurant is absolute chaos and I’m giving it 5 stars

bonediggercharleston:

cameoappearance:

a-book-of-creatures:

crocodi1e:

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

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A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

garrot for garnish

pathtrick:

i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren’t undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

dykemd:

she continues to be the moment

roach-works:

hazeldomain:

ptolomeia:

onthegreenlandsea:

i don’t want a career, i want to do crafts

While I understand this is probably venting, I have some thoughts I wish to share.


If you don’t want a career, you want to craft, maybe look into the trades. I’ve started working as an elevator mechanic recently and, holy shit it’s changed my life.


Like, seriously. While the work is tiring, it’s deeply satisfying too. To me, very similar to getting a pattern in crochet or sewing figured out. It involves using your hands, using your brain in a similar way crafting does, and it can also pay incredibly well (meaning you can use your left over pay from making things in your day job to making things just cause you want to with your evenings and weekends).


With fewer and fewer people going into trades, there’s more and more demand, making it easier to get in. My province is currently paying eligible students to become trade workers, so you can see if you have a similar program where you live. (if there are any Quebecers here interested, check out Operation Main D'oeuvre and call your local Emploi Québec office for information).


And for Mentally ill people, I’ve found construction insanely helpful for managing my conditions. Like, regular exercice helps the management of so many conditions, right? But I’ve always hated exercise for the sake of exercise. But now my work has me moving every day, making my depression and ADHD way easier to manage. Nothing like beating a recalcitrant rail support into place to help work off the nervous energy creates by anxiety either. I’ve been struggling with my mental health for well over a decade and I do not have words to describe how good it feels to wake up and have no dread about the work I have to do today. I might be tired and grumpy, but even then, there’s no soul crushing dread.

I’ve also found it empowering and it helps me with my crafting (it teaches precision and gives you a really good eye for measurements, depending on the trade). It gives you financial power as well as power over your space (I’ve changed all the switches in my apartment for dimmers, easy peasy).


So yeah, TLDR, don’t want a career, want to craft? Maybe manual trades are the route for you. I know they were for me

Computer repair was easily the best most fulfilling work I ever did. Just me and a little puzzle I knew how to solve.

if you have autism please look into welding. you get earplugs and gloves and a cozy helmet. you do the same shit the same way every day. you are surrounded by the weirdest and most dysfunctional men ever invented and you don’t have to respect any of them. you go to your little horse stall and glue bits together until it’s time to go home. it’s exhausting and sometimes painful work but i have worked retail and i have sucked dick for money and i can say with my whole chest that welding is significantly less stressful in terms of time, effort, pain, and dealing-with-people.

if you have ADHD i do have to warn you that welding gets boring after awhile and you are discouraged from making little bugs out of scraps. you can do it anyway. but you have to hide them from your boss.

absurdistraccoonsterrorizelocals:

onetwothreemany:

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I’m doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I’m bad at tags.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023


If this doesn’t make sense, then good news it’s not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

roselalonde:

niklas-sagara:

roselalonde:

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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paddingtonhat:

paddingtonhat:

I think i met an angel on the train

This older man moved my skirt aside and I absent-mindedly said “oh sorry” for being partially in his seat and he said “dont be sorry, this is new york” and then showed me all his poetry about observing the world and living as a restaurant worker during the pandemic and we talked about how i worked in a grocery store and as a bartender so i resonated with his work and he told me “i may never meet you again but it’s nice to meet someone worth talking to. I might sound like a world class idiot sage, but you can’t be afraid. That’s no way to live. You have to trust your humanity.” Then he shook my hand and got off the stop before me. Hello. Hello . Hello.

aliasblackbird:

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simple comics about parrots

brain–rott:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

alarajrogers:

soberscientistlife:

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We deserve this. We really do. When someone is in crisis, they deserve HELP, no jail or death.

We can have have this.

Quite aside from every other reason this is a good idea…

They like to talk about disabled people as a burden on society, and why should society pay for them? Well, for starters, because that’s why we have a society. But also, many people who love them will live happier and healthier lives and be more productive if all the weight of taking care of their loved ones wasn’t on them and they didn’t have to fight the world every step of the way. So if you’re talking to the kind of selfish asshole who won’t accept the argument that protecting and caring for the disabled is the right thing to do and that’s why society should do it, if they’re going on and on about burdens to society… point out to them how much more productive the people who are currently caring for those people, by themselves, without help from society, could be with help.

(It is always helpful to have a variety of arguments in your toolbox. Many people express dismay that so many common arguments are “this is how you benefit from doing something good for others!”, but honestly, Western civilization is so deeply inculcated with selfishness, we managed to take a religion about helping the needy and caring for others, and turn it into “bad things only happen to bad people”. Knowing what argument might convince a selfish person is often crucial to making your point.)

manywinged:

manywinged:

i struggle to find the imagery of the danse macabre anything but joyful if i’m being honest. like darling, we’re all on a one-way trip from womb to tomb anyway. we might as well dance along the way.

A painting of a group of people standing in a circle and holding hands with skeletons, from an 18th Century German "Danse Macabre" mural.ALT

come on. take my hand and come dance with us. have some fun with it.